Category "Dick Diets"

Declarations & Jill Scott’s songs in action



” I miss you, I miss what we used to do together and you need to do something about it!” My friend and I chuckled over this declaration from her once long-time turned twice a year lover.

We were tickled because he had grown leaps and bounds in being able to express any vulnerable feeling. So although, he had miles to go his declaration had shown growth however, he still wanted her to do most of the work in the relationship.

It seems during their conversation that he finally had a moment of awareness. He suddenly became aware that their relationship had changed drastically and that she was no longer engaged to the level she once was. Primarily because he didn’t respond well to love and after being hurt and over worked and him refusing to listen or to take accountability or be impeccable in practice-she became one of Jill Scott’s songs in action.


I give my good girlfriend credit because never did she put any demands on him, she genuinely loved him unconditionally however over time she tried to extinguish some bad behaviors and after being unwilling (as my soul sister Veronica Conway and I live by)  to design to create solutions that fully meet the needs of everyone in the relationship leaves you no other choice but to change the rules of engagement!

My friend- made a declaration, definitively asked for what she wanted from him and left the relationship because her wisdom and prudence knew she would never get what she wanted if she was willing to accept less than what she required and needed. She slowly and gradually ended contact with her lover so that she would not trigger his abandonment issues.

In conclusion, what Ms. Ballard said rings true, ” What you don’t like today you will love tomorrow!”



Why every woman needs to get proficient in Iceberg Slim chicanery


I don’t know if I told you the story of how I went crying to my baby daddy about this other dude I started seeing and through tears, he and his friend told me to stop crying. They both looked at me with grins on their faces as if they knew a secret. And almost as if they were reading each other’s minds-they both said almost at the same time, ” It’s not your turn!” Basically they both told me not to fret that if I kept busy with a good attitude my turn would come again. So, I stopped crying because I felt immediate relief because I didn’t need to worry, there was nothing wrong with me and I had not warranted the change in his behavior.

And since I had learned the magic phrase I paid closer attention to our encounters and as I began to review our engagements I saw patterns and I discovered for myself that I was Friday’s girl. And at the time if I had to have a day, Friday was a great day, it was fun day! I pondered some more – I recalled his fascination with Iceberg Slim. So I began doing a little research on this pimp poet. Although, I never read one of his books with minimal effort I learned this negro had used some of the same lines of Iceberg Slim on me and I had fallen for them.

Now I give all dudes I deal with a disclaimer since there are far and few men that I will even entertain seeing as I can go years without really liking or feeling a guy. I like to put things on the table, ask questions, you know put shit where it goes cuz I do not like surprises good or bad. Now usually negroes pretend to respond well, I generally ask them to be upfront with me about who they are dealing with up to the point of not asking for names so when I get a ” I’m not dealing with nobody but you!” declaration I’m usually giving them the side eye if my intuition is telling me different. I warn them what can happen if they decide to lie and play hoe games and from that point on I’m like let the games begin.

This was pretty much my approach to dating when I was in my 20’s. Needless to say, most often times then not negroes would lie and I would eventually learn the truth, however not without them learning some valuable lessons. See one thing I tell everybody, ” I do not have to go looking for anything, whatever I need to know will literally fall at my feet!” So imagine the day, I busted Iceberg Slims’ protegé on my block. You should have seen his face as he turned the corner and our eyes met and I could see the fear in his eyes and he could see the shock on my face as he hit my block, looking as if he saw a ghost. Problem is he did not know that I lived on that block because I had only moved a week earlier and he had yet to visit because he was “busy”.

Little did he know all day I kept thinking about a certain type of car, my mind kept chanting the name of the vehicle and I could not understand why. After being out all morning on a beautiful sunny Saturday I returned home and something told me to go outside and sit on the stoop. I sat with my hands under my thighs and as I said his name in my head, he turned the corner in the same car I had been thinking about all day- it was brand new, black shiny and as sleek as a panther.

So when he rode passed me and went 4 houses down from me on the opposite side of the street and a girl got out of the passenger side. I just sat there, shocked and watched the whole thing. The girl looked like me except she was taller, so he had a type. I listened as she kept, telling him to get out of the car, yet he refused, I continued to watch and listen as two older women came out of the house to the car. It turned out it was her grandmother’s house and I would later see this same girl who looked like she could be my sister almost everyday.

We both learned later on that we shared more spaces in common when a few weeks after they hit my block I was walking out of my college english class and she hit the corner and I could see the pain in her face, seeing as I subtly dropped a hint to her asking if I had seen her the other day getting out a black car with HitnRun  a few days after the incident. She said his government name and curtly stated, ” That’s my boyfriend!”  Turns out we lived on the same block went to the same school.

As I sat on my hands and watched who I thought was my boyfriend- say a few words to them and left going in the opposite direction of me.  I spoke with him later on in the day and in the most smooth cool voice he lied and said, ” It wasn’t me!”And although, I knew he was lying through his teeth his resolve calmed me down to the point I could not stay angry with him but his last words really sobered me. He said, ” I ain’t married to nobody!” No shit Sherlock which is why I put everything on the table in the beginning so there would be no need to lie and play games. But I found out putting things on the table for niggas who thrive on games and Iceberg Slim tactics cannot elevate their self-esteem if they are honest and transparent. Nevertheless, to this day whenever I see him, he salutes me because he learned the hard way I ain’t the one to be playin hoes games with!

Another almost deadly combination to any woman whose mind is overtaken by an Iceberg Slim followers is the conundrum that can happen when you decide to hold your pussy, go on a dick diet, remain celibate or whatever you want to call it and one of these Ratbastards, ” Catches you on a good day!” Good day for them bad day for you!  ” Let me say it one mo gen, if you have been holding your pussy for a long period of time and you end up fucking one of these Iceberg Slim fakers you can and will end up in a dick haze so deep you might as well be on heroine. Once you orgasm you think you’re in love and once your brain releases those eurphoric chemicals- baby even the strongest women can literally lose their minds due to the psychological warfare these pimp students play on women’s mind. See you can be turned into a hoe and never walk a track or the streets, why ya bullshitn!

The saying, ” I take em from 8 to 80, blind cripple and crazy!” is real cuz no matter the age of a male who loves to use this mind fuckery you can find your mind being blown at any age. The confusion and damage ensued by these Ratbastards can lead to irreversible damage if you’re not certain of the Iceberg Slim Chicanery, The It’s Not Your Turn Wheel a Girl Game, A man wants to be in a committed relationship but just not with you- never knew the rules game. Once you learn the rules of engagement they may seem like hard pills to swallow. However, if you keep the wolves off you from the beginning you might survive the dating world without being swallowed whole.

Now hear my clearly, I have been the prey to this dude and a few others have tried to set traps for, little did they know the traps that they set for me would be the very ones they would be sitting in. Somebody should have told stupid ass Bridget greedy ass the game. When this same dude asked me, if I were willing to get a PO Box and put it in my name, I looked at him with the same aloothness as the day he said, ” It wasn’t me!” and  I replied, ” I don’t get down like that!” and as a recall my words I can vividly see Bridget hauling ass like she had a pack of wild banchees sniping at her as she tried to dodge the bullets the Mexican cowboys meant for Ty. But once again, that’s another story. That’s the biggest lesson to learn is you gotta draw the line before not after you meet these kinds of jokers or else you will be doing a bid, losing your mind and possibly your soul.

The sensitivity of Dick counts

According to a study a significant amount of women are forever carrying the DNA other past lovers semen in there Vagina’s and her past lovers influences her offspring, although her past lovers are not her Children’s father. Close your mouth….. let Zo explain



Does a penis have medicinal properties?

Portrait of young woman squeezing orange

I once had a lover named Mike and he was exquisite at love making so much so that he phone rang of the hook. Having sex with Mike felt as if he was giving my vagina a massage. During those moments I felt complete bliss and utter satisfaction. However, 2 to 3 days after having sex with Mike, I would begin to feel an overwhelming sadness that would make me weep for days. Each time we had sex, the same phenomena would happen and it became a cycle and a pattern.

I began to talk to my girlfriends about the situation and we all agreed Mike was depositing his negative emotions inside of me. Let’s face it Mike had Good Dick but his emotions and energy were so negatively charged I could not stand to be around him after 2 days, so I would cause a fight and he would get upset and I would be free of him for a while until I would grow weak and he would chase me down and I would go get my fix.

I was young and although, I did not fully understand what was happening to me when I was with Mike, I was certain I did not like the way it made me feel and eventually I broke up with him. This experience with Mike and some other variations of unnerving experiences is why I would remain celibate for years but that to was no healthier than the eerie deposits that led to feeling off-balanced and crazy.

And so as promised I have found Dr. Fix My Horny, he comes with nontraditional methods in his bag of medicinal tools.  He clearly articulates in this interview what I have been feeling for years. The Magic Power of the Penis!

The age of New Sex

Samba dancers standing on arena seats


Last Friday (11/13/2014)  I watched 20/20 with a show  called New Sex and it confirmed what I have been talking about for weeks, that 46% of the average American woman is unsatisfied with her sex life. It was an interesting show, especially the segment where women were using strange men to in pregnant them-apparently, it is cheaper than going to a sperm bank. One married man with a family had secretly bred over 30 children….. he spoke as if it were his civic duty. He is about as creepy as the men who frequent the hoe stroll with baby car seats in their cars vying for blow jobs.

No value judgments here….. people want to have better sex lives and they want babies. I understand….. the thought of not liking someone for another 10 to 15 years… will make me strangle myself. Oh, I only like someone and or my heart only opens up every 10 years for love, which is why, I’m often sexually deprived…..fuck….what women on this planet are sexually satisfied in complete feminine bliss because if Tinder and  secretly fucking strangers to get a baby is the way to go…. there has to be someone who can point us in an alternative direction that helps keep our dignity and enhance our power as women….. stayed tuned, I’m going to find out. I want to say that some where in Asia women can go to the doctor and get orgasms…… let me do my research????

I only say this because I remember watching a show something like 20/20 and they showed women going to the doctor to be sexually released by a doctor.

If you know about the make me cum doctors in Asia, leave a comment below.

Do you feel like you could fuck 3 men and still not be satisfied



Women face to face on white background

Dick Diets??? What is a Dick Diet? Dick Diets can be self-imposed, a result of consequences or used as a form of punishment-disguised as behavior modification. There are countless women on Dick Diets, many of them married. Sometimes you are put on this diet because you have violated some rule or conduct of behavior by your lover, boyfriend, or husband. This starvation diet is only effective if your lover, boyfriend, etc…has Good Dick and or if you only have access to one Good Dick. And other times you end up on this diet because your lover simply caint fuck but has other assets that for a period of time can over compensate for their piss poor ass performance in Bed.

I’ve mainly been on self-imposed Dick Diets, over the years, I have had long bouts of abstinence-sometimes going for years without sex, sometimes out of frustration but more often than not because I wanted to focus on myself. By no means am I fridget, I have the capabilities of turning myself on and can reach to the tipping point of an organism admiring myself in a sexy outfit and by simply stretching and dancing. I’ve just been reluctant-letting this energy-run wild!

At this age, I am uncertain-no change that I refuse to go years without having sex I almost lost my damn mind the last time I starved my body and my spirit of sexual pleasures. More importantly, when you go to long without sex and when you finally become sexually active you increase your chances of ending up with some jerk out of desperation.  Although, I have purposely reframed from sex, for long periods of time, I hadn’t been able to articulate the experience and or its usefulness, until I had read it perfectly described in the book, “Hot House Flower and the 9 plants of desire” by Margot Berwin, in which, the author vividly illustrates the life-cycle of a  Sinsemilla aka Cannabis Sativa plant and I swear, it mimics the torture I experience,during my bouts with abstinence.

There is a young coquette whom seems to have the cure for Dick Diets visit her@