Category "Pussy Power & Politics"

Stand up in it!

 

 

Put people and shit where they go-Me

I can’t stand good lying muthafuckas. Once you get grown grown your tolerance for bullshit wanes. Let me stop bullshitting I ain’t never really been able to tolerate or stomach bullshit cause you can’t never solve shit if muthafuckas lying.

Now I said, all that to say the best way to get more pussy and quality pussy at that is to tell the fucking truth. Grown ass men lying and telling females what they want to hear in order to get pussy is egregious!

Ain’t nothing sexier and more confident than a man who can put shit where it goes tell you what time it is and still be able to treat you right. Ain’t nothing worse than a nigga whose always out to get “Sympathy Pussy!”

Ain’t nothing better than when a Man can stand up in it! So tell the truth and who ever caint handle it …….will make room for those who can!

 

 

 

Good girls versus bad girls

 

You got to always have a spare tire cuz you don’t know when you gon catch a flat-Doll Baby

One day my father comes up to me and asks if I know a petite girl at my school with blonde hair and blue eyes. As my mind scanned the campus of people who went to my middle school I could not recall any white girls going to my school-so I blew it off.

Until, the onset of my parents splitting up. The ninth grade was a hellish year and had I been my own mother I would have removed me from that school. So Jwaynee came up to me saying Allie ”  The School Hoe” wanted to talk to me, I was immediately exasperated. I thought to myself, ” God damn I got to fight her to!”

But then I remembered she wanted to have a conversation, something I didn’t generally have with the girls I had to open up a can of whup ass on. For the record, I’m not calling Allie a hoe, it was her reputation, supposedly she was notorious for giving out blow jobs. Who knows, this was the rumor. Thinking back on all of this, how she was labeled a hoe, I will never know given the fact that there were so many young girls walking around pregnant between the ages of 12-15 years old but that is another story.

Anyway, I met up with Allie in one of the corridor hallways, and as I looked into her blue eyes, and my eyes scanned up to her blond hair, and down to her luscious lips, I could simultaneously hear my father’s voice as she apologized to me through watering eyes. ” I’m sorry. I feel so bad! My mother has been messing around with your father. He comes over my house all the time. I feel so guilty. I have wanted to tell you for a long time. I feel so bad because I know your parents are getting a divorce and I feel guilty because I know the truth.”

I was crushed, embarrassed and humiliated because here I was standing face to face with the so-called “hoe of the school” watching tears roll down her face. It took me years to cry, to let those feelings of betrayal be released. At that moment, I knew Allie had been judged wrong, even if she had been sucking dick behind the bleachers, she still had better character then the so-called good girls because at least she had the grit to be honest with me.

I kept that conversation, to myself for years, as my pain, turned into rage because my father was such a fucking dictator and tyrant. He was so hard on me and my mother and my mother in turn was hard on me, I had to be perfect, to be polite to learn and know how to cater to a man’s every whelm.

As my parents marriage disintegrated into dust. Imagine the blow to my identity, the night my father took us to meet Susan his new boo (by the way not Allie’s mom), not to long after he and my mom broke up. My two brothers and I sat in a dark living-room with the television being the only light in the room, watching my father bask in a glow I had never seen before….thinking……

” Why the hell are we sitting in the dark?  What kind of shit is this?” There is nothing romantic about 3 kids sitting between their dad and his new girlfriend. Frustrated, I got up and started making my way to the kitchen without asking and it wasn’t until I hit the light switch that I understood why we were all sitting in the dark. As soon as the lights came on roaches  all different sizes began to sprint like lightning in all directions, after I screamed like Jamie Lee Curtis in Friday The 13th!

Susan ran to the kitchen trying to play it off, with my father right on her heels and I couldn’t believe this was the same slave-driving ratbastard who expected perfection from us all, my mother was the neatest and cleanest woman I knew to the point of having a touch of OCD and here I was running  from roaches who personified Diana Ross’s breathy lyrics “this my house and I live here!” My grandmother swore Susan had put a spell on my father.  I can hear my grandmother say, ” That bitch wont even clean her own toilet!”

The hypocrisy and double standard that I have seen from my own father and other men in my life at times is the reason I turn into a Fire Breathing Dragon cuz while I had been trained to work for a man like Olong in the book the Good Earth, although I was raised in the 21st century, leaves me confused and scratching my head like I got flees. Here my father was laid up, all dewy eyed over fantastic & nasty-yet, I was supposed to remain chaste, lady like, pure as the driven snow, and was told countless times I would never get a husband because of my imperfections and flaws!

My father set an impossible standard of being a Good Girl/That Ride or Die Chick/That Let Me Cater To You/You Are The Supreme Baba -Let Me Bow To You nevertheless, if they had an Olympics for how to be everything to a man, I would be a 4 time  Gold Medalist!

Don’t waste your time trying to be perfect because while you master being a StepFord  wife, your man will be on the other side of town, with a chick with 3 teeth in her mouth addicted to meth…..I’m just saying. Real talk…rumor has it my father broke up with Susan cuz she started fucking wit that Crack. But not  before my Yeye threatened to whup her and my father’s ass after my brother came home with his bags packed saying her kids had moved in the house we grew up in making my brother feel unwelcomed in his own house.

With, the line drawn in the sand and one phone call to my Baba, Susan and her kids moved out our house. This whole good girl versus bad girl is bullshit and we all know……

Bullshit aint nothing but chew up grass and cows don’t even won’t it-Famale Ballard

Is your weak vagina the cause of your unhappiness?

Dark and shadowy close up beauty shot of woman with glossy lips and strands of wet hair falling across the face

 

Magic City was the first male strip club I had ever gone to when I went to visit my cousin’s in Atlanta. Magic City is like a Dance Club that just so happens to have strippers. That night was wild and fun, I ordered a lap dance for my then husband-we had a ball.

Strip clubs in L.A. are different,they are not off-limits to women-I just think of them as sacred spaces for men. From what the homies tell me, they’re the places men like to go to relax and eat chicken wings-they swear “Stars” strip club has the best chicken wings. Others have said they like to go for the tricks the women do. I’ve had men tell exciting stories of one stripper being able to make a roll of quarters disappear inside her vagina- releasing and staking them one by one on the dance floor.

Now imagine the wonder and awe it sparked in me hearing this story and how shocked I was when I learned that women are willing to pay upwards of $5000 (or valued up to $5000) to have their vaginal issues resolved. I’ve said it before and will say it -again-every man, I know has said to me,” If They Had a Pussy, They Would Never Be Broke!

What do you think about the topic. Leave a comment below. Peace and Blessings!

Pussy Frenzy!!!!

Young Woman with Petal in Her Mouth

 

“I’m a woman of a certain age”,  as Wendy Williams likes to say and never in my life have I been obsessed in wanting to control a man’s penis, but for whatever reason men are obsessed with “Pussy”! I am in owe of my own ignorance of just have magically powerful the womb is, in so much that I cannot understand the preoccupation that white men-especially have with Pussy in so much so, they stole a South African women’s womb and put it in a jar and passed it around like a museum piece and buried her without it, the Ratbastard’s stole the cervix cells of another Black woman and are making billions of dollars off her stolen parts and lest not forget that these men could not keep their dicks out of the millions of  so-called  non-human  black women that were stolen from the shores of West Africa………Is this Pussy Envy?

Who should have the final say in women’s reproductive rights? Let your voice be heard. Leave a comment.

Vaginas as weapons?

 

Woman Covering Herself with Hands

There is nothing more exciting than an intelligent man who isn’t afraid of the power of the Shugga Bowl as my grandmother used to call it! And it so speaks to the piece that I wrote entitled, “If your vagina was a superhero-what would it look like?”

You won’t me sucking Dick on the corner?

 

Seeing pink elephants

Iya Modupe, my aunt has a catchy greeting when you ask her how she’s doing? And it’s been a great source of inspiration. She often responds, by saying, ” I’m one step away from the hoe stroll!” “Bout to be an old hoe?” Now hear me clearly, she wasn’t serious but she was serious! Add my Yeye to the mix and her favorite line was and still is ” By Hook or Crook!”, Oh so,  not only- are we -willing to sell ass, we robbing too? My mother and my Aunt are both law-abiding citizens and neither have the temperament to be prostitutes (they way too ignorant, a john might get they ass beat for putting sweaty balls on their chins) and they would make terrible inmates!

The apple don’t fall far from the tree so over the years, when I find myself in tight spots or I can’t seem to get the molasses out my ass, I have a little pep talk with myself and I say to myself, “You won’t me sucking Dick on the corner?” I quickly, respond, “NO!” Honestly, for a slight minute, I ask myself, “Could you really do it!” and I have to face reality-I have a bad attitude so prostituting is out of the question but I’ve met many men who tell me if they had a PUSSY they would never be broke!

So I said, all this to say that you have to be careful what you say because during  one of my pep talk days, the funniest and strangest thing happened. I was having some cash flow issues and the guy I was dating had decided to try and use some behavior modifications tactics on me, ( I will explain those shenanigans later and clarify further why Dick Diets are badddd) anyway that Ratbastard lost his mind and I had to go out and purchase a new phone and get a new phone number and what do you know.

I received the number of a prostitute who had ads on Craigslist with a heavy clientage who was a mother of an elementary school boy who was also on public assistance-I not only received calls  from her “Dudes”  but everybody and they mama as Yeye would say looking for her and willing to tell me all her  business; despite me telling all the callers they had the wrong number. My new phone rang off the hook for weeks, when I told the Johns, I wasn’t in the business, they still propositioned me. So there I was with a clientele already made up for me waiting for the opportunity to literally be sucking Dick for money! That day, I had to tell the Universe I wasn’t serious and had a great big belly aching laugh!

And to this day, I at least get 2 calls a month and sometimes random pictures of men looking for a good time! Now hear me clearly, I am an advocate for sex workers, I myself just don’t have the correct disposition needed for the job!

What have you manifested with your words? Start the conversation, leave a comment.

What you don’t like today, you’ll love tomorrow

I make it my business to give honor and praise where its due. People that come before and who have paved the way for your success should always be respected whether you agree with the way they walk in the world or not. But I’ll be damned if I’m gone diss somebody and then turn around and rock they style, see back in the day “Bite In” could and would get yo ass beat.

Now I wouldn’t waste my time fighting or arguing over someone who first talked mad shit about me and then turns around and bites me. Anyone taking the time to pay close enough attention to what you are wearing, doing and or saying is an admirer, even if they so-called don’t like you.

So to the Original Hip Hop Come-Hither Goddess  Lil Kim but the Triple OG  Libidinous Goddess is Millie Jackson…. history for all the Nikki fans. Omg, when I felt heard the lyric  ” I used to be scared of the Dick!”…… I was mortified until as the Old Heads say keep living and one day I completely understood.

If your vagina was a superhero what would it look like?

 

I’m sick of the Pussy Police, always worried about what someone else is doing with their pussies. What is the deal, the fascination of the pussy, and if it is so dam bad….why won’t muthafuckas stay out of it or leave it alone altogether. I am aware that I have separated the pussy from its body on purpose because it is if the two can not co-exist in peace without being demoralized, devalued and demeaned when it comes to a woman’s sexuality. So I share this story with you….to illustrate my point.

When I was around 9 years old I started my period I was pissed off because anyone who knows me knows that I hate surprises, so when my mother came to me a week and I mean 7 days before this wretched thing appeared I was in lala land. My YeYe came to me all coy and sentimental talking about how her mother never told her about her period and when it came she didn’t know what is was and as a result, she had to throw away all of her panties. So imagine being nine years old and you hear this story, I’m like, what a complete moron, how the hell do you not tell someone that one day they will bleed like a waterfall. The movie Bloody Mary had invaded my thoughts-not that I had seen the movie, which was prohibited by my parents but from all the details from my peers that was my visual.

Anyway 7 days…and I mean…7 days later my period came and I was like, “Really, you tell me about this 7 days ago and it shows up, are you serious, do you think that was enough time for me to prepare for such an event!!”, I said to my mother. Granted she thought she did better than her mother but I was convinced and still am that they both were complete IDIOTS. Now imagine, at the next family gathering, where 30 some odd people come to you sometimes in groups or singular, proclaiming, “YOU’RE A WOMAN NOW!” “You told, the whole family?” “Yes!”, my mother replied. Talk about humiliation…..but I’m not done yet.

Sometime after the victory celebration by everyone but me, I was eavesdropping on a conversation-my parents were having about the ramifications of me “getting my period” and the only way I can describe the conversation was that “my pussy” had become a WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION and it had to be policed and my father sanctioned my mother as the official Pussy Police. It seemed like a scene out of an X-MEN movie when parents are trying to figure out what to do with their mutant child. Now what would a super mutant power pussy look like if it were a super hero in the form of a human?

To be continued……….

 

 

Why do women have sex?

Sitting at the bar at Buffalo Wild Wings half ass watching the NBA finals a familiar conversation started about men cheating. The conversation went something like this, ” Men cheat but there is a difference between a man cheating and a man being loyal, see when a man is loyal he has your back but he might dip out on you from time to time but he’s not going to be with the woman he has sex with, she knows to stay in her lane!” So basically from this dude perspective it was all about wanting to have sex with a different woman.

Now add to the conversation, from another dude at the table, ” If she was doing her job I would not be dipping!” Now this is where I interjected because “‘how was she now responsible for your behavior?” I’m like if you want to have sex with another person outside of your relationship, then just make it be just about that-no more no less. In addition to making the woman responsible for his cheating he also stated that there is a silent agreement between women and men that it is ok for men to cheat.

With that being said, of course the women at the table decided to ask if they could accept their women having sex with another man and still be with her……long silences from both and to add insult to injury, I asked, ” Would you be ok with your woman using her chin as a ball rest for another man?” And like the dinosaurs I knew there were, the old, “Women are not wired to cheat, they are not wired to want to bust a nut for the sake of busting a nut!” Add finally, they both proclaimed that if their “women” had sex with another man and they found out they would leave her immediately. Final consensus, they could dish it out but they couldn’t take it.

Now I don’t know where some men get these asinine ideas that women are not sexual, considering they are having sex with a woman. Are the women they have sex with outside of their relationships not women?……..I’m confused. However men justify having sex with other women is their business, if you live long enough, as a woman you will learn the old saying, ” aint nothing better than some pussy than new pussy!”

So with this knowledge, it’s hard to take wanting to “bust a nut” personally just know women also like to bust one to just for the pure hell of it and it might be with another man-deal with it!